There are lots of things we say as parents that really does not surprise us. Things like, clean your room, Stop fighting, Finish you dinner if you want dessert. BUT there are things I have said since having children that I just never thought I would ever say:
Stop coloring on the cat.
We do not was the toys in the toilet.
(At bedtime)Climb up into bed, I’ll tuck you in. Now here’s you pillow, blanket and your monkey. Here’s your candle and shoes. Good night.
You may not paint the cat’s nails.
We do not eat the butter by the handfuls.
We do not bite the cat.
Stop playing and eat your candy.
Don’t eat the food out of the turtles mouth.
Do not feed the turtle Trix even if she does like them.
People do not lick (insert pet’s here) to clean them.
I am sure there are more, but these were just in the past month.